Thursday 16 September 2010

The Crown Jewels Part II: Boob Job

Previously, Flick Faster learned that Belle End wanted to pull off something big - the Crown Jewels, no less! - and hightailed it to England, along with Bash Helmet, in hot pursuit of Belle End and her sidekick, Tess Tease ...

Flick Faster @BashHelmet FINALLY – we're at the Tower of London!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster I'm sorry – but I've always wanted to watch the changing of the guard!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet It's just called Changing the Guard!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Not from where I was standing – I had a good view into their cloakroom!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Did you find it a rousing ceremony?

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Oh, you bet!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet (Sigh) Quiet, Bash – there are some Beefeaters coming!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Beef eaters?! This day just gets better!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Wait – they're running!! Quick, let's follow them!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Oh no! We're too late – the Crown Jewels are gone!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet But how? They're surrounded by iron bars!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Look – the bars have been prised apart. There are two huge rounded imprints.

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Tess Tease must have pushed them apart with her breasts.

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster So, it was a boob job!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet We'd better get after Belle and Tess! And circulate this picture!


Bash Helmet @FlickFaster How do you know where they've gone?

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Bash, they're two outrageously dressed lesbians wearing the Crown Jewels ...

Flick Faster @BashHelmet ... the only place they're going is Brighton Pride!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Ah yes, of course, Brighton Pride. Where everyone is Queen for a day!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Let's go!

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