FlickFaster @BashHelmet So where do we find Bedageezer? 
BashHelmet @FlickFaster Look down - what's between my legs, Flick? Just a dirty manhole, Bash. Exactly – Bedageezer lives beneath the streets of London in the sewage tunnels. Really?! But I always believed he was the richest man in England! He is! There's affluence in effluence, Flick! Let me uncover the manhole...PHEW! It stinks down there! Trust me, you get used to the smell. Right, follow me in ... Bash, up ahead - there's a large group of tramps. Those filthy men are coming right at us! They're Bedageezer's bodyguards. You keep going while I draw them away. How do you know they'll follow you and not me? Because Bedageezer only uses men who are down and out! Don't worry, I'll lose them in the lower tunnels. I'll carry on searching along here and work my way from the top down. And I'll go bottom up. Later ...
It's been ages since Bash and I split up. I'm not worried - he'll make mincing meat out of those gay tramps if they catch him! Flick? Is that you? It's Bash – I need a little help here... (Gasp!) How did you get stuck beneath that huge ceramic block? And what are those tubes going into it? I fell into this classic Bedageezer Scrooge trap! Those tubes are connected to urinals around Central London. As people use them, this block fills up and lowers down on me ...
... until you're crushed! Talk about peer pressure! Quite! Can you pull me out from under here...(Ugnff) Thanks! You're welcome! Did you come across any boobytraps? Well, I nearly snagged one on a rusty nail but other than that, no. This final tunnel must lead to Scrooge's lair. Follow me ... Bash, wait! Something smells fishy! You suspect an ambush? Well (sniff) ...it's definitely bush...(sniff) ... ... a faint odour of hormones and sweat coming from behind that door...(sniff) there are two women in there. Right! Let's burst in...NOW!
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