Tuesday 29 June 2010

Flick Faster in Pine Woods

Last time on the tweetventures: Lady Garden found herself soundly plucked by Flick Faster; but will Lady Garden escape? Read on...

Flick Faster FlickFaster @Bashhelmet Flick to Bash! Just to let you know, I have apprehended Lady Garden

Flick Faster I am currently at Pines Wood. Although looking at what's going on around me, the first two vowels should be swapped round. Over!

Bash Helmet BashHelmet @FlickFaster Pines Wood, eh? Can't say I've heard of it. Over!

Flick Faster Really? The guys down here keep asking me if they'll see you Saturday night as usual! Over!

Bash Helmet Ahem! Anyway, I'm about to cart Drag Racer back to jail. Will see you back at Bash HQ. Over!

Flick Faster OK Bash, I...oh, there's a strange man in a long black cloak coming towards me...

Flick Faster Now he's whipping out a long stick with a pulsating end...

Bash Helmet That's not unusual for Pines Wood...waitaminute! Is he wearing a top hat?


Flick Faster Why, yes he is! You know him?

Bash Helmet GET OUT OF THERE NOW! That's Fagracadabra, the Mo'gician.

Flick Faster Oh my..! Bash, he just yelled “Gay Presto!” and touched Lady Garden with the tip of his wand!

Flick Faster Her legs vanished and she crawled off leaving a trail of slime. I think she was changing into a garden snail!!

Bash Helmet Whatever you do, do not let him poke you with his wand!

Flick Faster You know that I don't let ANY man do that! Ooohhhh, I've tripped over. No! No! Get that away from me, get......

Bash Helmet Flick? Flick? Don't worry, I'm on my way! Just stay calm and keep your channel open!

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