BashHelmet Damn! Drag Racer managed to swerve around behind me! Now he’s ramming into me with his hot rod!
Luck is on my side! He’s blown his tyres!
He looked terrified as his car swerved off the road! He will have left plenty of skidmarks for me to follow.
Caught up with Drag Racer – he survived the crash with just a few chipped nails.
Still, he’s not going down easy – he may look like a woman but he always has a trick up his skirt.
Drag Racer is proving to be quite a handful!
He’s an impressive fighter, using martial arts in designer high heels – a technique he calls Kung Choo!
Phew – Am sitting in a sweaty heap on top of a limp transvestite. Man, I feel drained!
Worryingly, just before he passed out, Drag admitted that someone was behind his prison break but he doesn’t know who! Hmmmmm….
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