The Crown Jewels Part I: Old enemies rear their heads

FlickFaster@BashHelmet Bash, it's Flick – we've got a problem

BashHelmet @FlickFaster Hey Flick – what's up?

@BashHelmet You know my arch nemesis, Belle End? I've heard that she's headed to England to pull off something big!

@FlickFaster Belle End? You want me to handle her?

@BashHelmet Wait till you hear the rest - this time she's got a partner in crime.

@FlickFaster Who is it?
@BashHelmet Tess Tease!

@FlickFaster Oh nuts!

@BashHelmet Exactly! Alone, I could take each of them. But together they'll really make a rod for my back!

@FlickFaster So what are they up to in England?

@BashHelmet What else - they're going for the Crown Jewels!

Later, on the Bash Jet ...

Wow – I love being on the Bash jet. We'll be in England in no time!

I've got my hand on the joystick and going full throttle!

Bash, I have to ask since we're on a plane – have you joined the 'mile high club?'

Remember my mission in the 70s when I had to rescue that Russian astronaut who was stranded on the moon?

Vasily Nyforshkin?

Let's just say I'm a member of the 240,000 mile club!

Well, they do say in space that no one can hear you scream!

@FlickFaster So where are we staying while we're back in your homeland?

@BashHelmet With an old friend of mine who lives in London. His name's Maurice but everyone calls him Soho Mo.

@FlickFaster Sounds like my kinda guy!

@BashHelmet Mmmmmm - there's a nice landing strip over there, Bash.

@FlickFaster Her name's Brittany and she's hitching a ride with us!

@BashHelmet Oh right. Anyway, you can put the jet down behind Mo's apartment ...

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Oh, it's nice being back in England! Just smell that dampness!

@FlickFaster London is very exciting - so full of narrow passageways and back alleys just begging to be explored.

@BashHelmet It'll be nice to hear a cut-glass English accent again.

@FlickFaster I prefer the Cockneys! Tell me, are they called that because one reaches the other?

@BashHelmet Later, Bash. Right now, we have to get to the Tower and stop the Crown Jewels from being stolen.

@FlickFaster Whatever Belle End has planned will be devious! That girl knows how to use her head!

@BashHelmet Don't underestimate Tess Tease either. I hear lots of superheroes putting her down because of her looks.

@FlickFaster That's true. She does have her share of knockers.

FlickFaster @BashHelmet That was incredible, Bash – the way you got that magician's staff between your teeth and wouldn't let go!

BashHelmet @FlickFaster It was the only way I could think of to let you grab his wand and reverse the animal spell

@BashHelmet It's good to be all woman again. I certainly won't miss the tail (but that TONGUE ...)

@FlickFaster That was the first fight I've ever won as Bash Helmutt! Good thing I like to do things doggy style!

@BashHelmet Did you manage to question Fagracadabra before the police took him away?

@FlickFaster Oh, he sang like a canary ... and at least two octaves higher after our little tussle!

@BashHelmet Let me guess – an anonymous figure put him up to this..!

@FlickFaster Right. Someone paid a lot of money to have us blown away in these woods.

@BashHelmet That's a mystery for another day

Right now I just want to get home – for some reason I've got a real craving for something fishy.

@FlickFaster Flick – you never change!

Previously - Bash high-tailed it to Pines Wood only to find Flick Faster had been turned into a cat! Then our hero was assaulted from behind. Read on...

BashHelmet Man, I feel rrruufff!!!

FlickFaster @BashHelmet I'm not surprised, Bash!

@FlickFaster Hey Flick! I can understand what you're saying now...but you're still a cat!?

@BashHelmet Bash – prepare yourself for a shock! You're in the woods on all fours with something swishing around your backside...

@FlickFaster It's not Saturday night already is it??

@BashHelmet You're a DOG!! Fagracadabra turned you into Bash Helmutt! That's why you can understand me now – we're both animals!

@FlickFaster So Lady Garden DID turn into a garden snail...?

@BashHelmet Yes! She'll be sucking on a rosebud somewhere.

@FlickFaster I've fought Fagracadabra before – his power lies in his wand. We get that, we break the spell!

@BashHelmet Well, I hope we get the chance...here he comes and he's carrying a hunting rifle!

@FlickFaster Look out! He's about to shoot his load!

@Bashhelmet Quick, follow me – in here!

@FlickFaster Well, I'm not used to pushing my way into a bush but here goes ...

Later...

@BashHelmet I can't believe that Fagracadabra has been hovering around these woods all weekend!

@FlickFaster Oh, I know some guys who practically live here!

@FlickFaster I've had enough of this hiding. There's Fagracadabra, carrying around a loaded gun and a loaded wand!

And he looks like he's packing a pistol down his pants!

@BashHelmet That's not a pistol! The thought of offing us has got him a bit ... excited!

@FlickFaster Then now is the perfect opportunity for me to strike!

@BashHelmet What do you mean, Bash?


@FlickFaster Fagracadabra turned me into a dog – so now it's time to go for a bone!

BashHelmet It's taken awhile to get to Pines Wood – it looks so different in daylight!

No sign of @FlickFaster or Fagracadabra! Better keep my eyes peeled!

Hey, look at that cat over there – it's got the same peroxide blonde colouring as Flick! But it can't be.

And it's got the same lightning shaped markings as Flick's costume! But it can't be.

Now it's washing itself.

Wow – it sure is getting into every nook and cranny with that tongue...oh no, it IS Flick!!!!

FlickFaster @BashHelmet Meeooowwwwwrrrrr!

@FlickFaster That camp conjurer has transformed you into Lick Faster! I need to get my hands on his sorcerer's stick!

@BashHelmet Rrrraawwrrrrrr!!! Hiiissssssssssss!!!!

@FlickFaster What is it girl?

Ughhnnff! A sharp stabbing pain behind me...and not where I like it!

Everything’s spinning...blacking out..........................