FlickFaster@BashHelmet Bash, it's Flick – we've got a problem
BashHelmet @FlickFaster Hey Flick – what's up?
@BashHelmet You know my arch nemesis, Belle End? I've heard that she's headed to England to pull off something big!
@FlickFaster Belle End? You want me to handle her?
@BashHelmet Wait till you hear the rest - this time she's got a partner in crime.
@FlickFaster Who is it?
@BashHelmet Tess Tease!
@FlickFaster Oh nuts!
@BashHelmet Exactly! Alone, I could take each of them. But together they'll really make a rod for my back!
@FlickFaster So what are they up to in England?
@BashHelmet What else - they're going for the Crown Jewels!
Later, on the Bash Jet ...
Wow – I love being on the Bash jet. We'll be in England in no time!
I've got my hand on the joystick and going full throttle!
Bash, I have to ask since we're on a plane – have you joined the 'mile high club?'
Remember my mission in the 70s when I had to rescue that Russian astronaut who was stranded on the moon?
Vasily Nyforshkin?
Let's just say I'm a member of the 240,000 mile club!
Well, they do say in space that no one can hear you scream!
@FlickFaster So where are we staying while we're back in your homeland?
@BashHelmet With an old friend of mine who lives in London. His name's Maurice but everyone calls him Soho Mo.
@FlickFaster Sounds like my kinda guy!
@BashHelmet Mmmmmm - there's a nice landing strip over there, Bash.
@FlickFaster Her name's Brittany and she's hitching a ride with us!
@BashHelmet Oh right. Anyway, you can put the jet down behind Mo's apartment ...
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Oh, it's nice being back in England! Just smell that dampness!
@FlickFaster London is very exciting - so full of narrow passageways and back alleys just begging to be explored.
@BashHelmet It'll be nice to hear a cut-glass English accent again.
@FlickFaster I prefer the Cockneys! Tell me, are they called that because one reaches the other?
@BashHelmet Later, Bash. Right now, we have to get to the Tower and stop the Crown Jewels from being stolen.
@FlickFaster Whatever Belle End has planned will be devious! That girl knows how to use her head!
@BashHelmet Don't underestimate Tess Tease either. I hear lots of superheroes putting her down because of her looks.
@FlickFaster That's true. She does have her share of knockers.
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