Previously, Flick Faster learned that Belle End wanted to pull off something big - the Crown Jewels, no less! - and hightailed it to England, along with Bash Helmet, in hot pursuit of Belle End and her sidekick, Tess Tease ...
@ FINALLY – we're at the Tower of London! @ I'm sorry – but I've always wanted to watch the changing of the guard! @ It's just called Changing the Guard! @ Not from where I was standing – I had a good view into their cloakroom! @ Did you find it a rousing ceremony? @ Oh, you bet! @ (Sigh) Quiet, Bash – there are some Beefeaters coming! @ Beef eaters?! This day just gets better! @ Wait – they're running!! Quick, let's follow them! @ Oh no! We're too late – the Crown Jewels are gone! @ But how? They're surrounded by iron bars! @ Look – the bars have been prised apart. There are two huge rounded imprints. @ Tess Tease must have pushed them apart with her breasts. @ So, it was a boob job! @ We'd better get after Belle and Tess! And circulate this picture!
@ How do you know where they've gone? @ Bash, they're two outrageously dressed lesbians wearing the Crown Jewels ... @ ... the only place they're going is Brighton Pride! @ Ah yes, of course, Brighton Pride. Where everyone is Queen for a day! @ Let's go!
@BashHelmet FINALLY – we're at the Tower of London! 
@FlickFaster I'm sorry – but I've always wanted to watch the changing of the guard! 
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