Tuesday 6 July 2010

Previously - Bash high-tailed it to Pines Wood only to find Flick Faster had been turned into a cat! Then our hero was assaulted from behind. Read on...

Bash Helmet BashHelmet Man, I feel rrruufff!!!

Flick Faster FlickFaster @BashHelmet I'm not surprised, Bash!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Hey Flick! I can understand what you're saying now...but you're still a cat!?

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Bash – prepare yourself for a shock! You're in the woods on all fours with something swishing around your backside...

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster It's not Saturday night already is it??

Flick Faster @BashHelmet You're a DOG!! Fagracadabra turned you into Bash Helmutt! That's why you can understand me now – we're both animals!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster So Lady Garden DID turn into a garden snail...?

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Yes! She'll be sucking on a rosebud somewhere.

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster I've fought Fagracadabra before – his power lies in his wand. We get that, we break the spell!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Well, I hope we get the chance...here he comes and he's carrying a hunting rifle!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Look out! He's about to shoot his load!

Flick Faster @Bashhelmet Quick, follow me – in here!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Well, I'm not used to pushing my way into a bush but here goes ...

Later...

Flick Faster @BashHelmet I can't believe that Fagracadabra has been hovering around these woods all weekend!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Oh, I know some guys who practically live here!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster I've had enough of this hiding. There's Fagracadabra, carrying around a loaded gun and a loaded wand!

Bash Helmet And he looks like he's packing a pistol down his pants!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet That's not a pistol! The thought of offing us has got him a bit ... excited!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Then now is the perfect opportunity for me to strike!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet What do you mean, Bash?


Bash Helmet @FlickFaster Fagracadabra turned me into a dog – so now it's time to go for a bone!

Thursday 1 July 2010

Bash Helmet BashHelmet It's taken awhile to get to Pines Wood – it looks so different in daylight!

Bash Helmet No sign of @FlickFaster or Fagracadabra! Better keep my eyes peeled!

Bash Helmet Hey, look at that cat over there – it's got the same peroxide blonde colouring as Flick! But it can't be.

Bash Helmet And it's got the same lightning shaped markings as Flick's costume! But it can't be.

Bash Helmet Now it's washing itself.

Bash Helmet Wow – it sure is getting into every nook and cranny with that tongue...oh no, it IS Flick!!!!

Flick Faster FlickFaster @BashHelmet Meeooowwwwwrrrrr!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster That camp conjurer has transformed you into Lick Faster! I need to get my hands on his sorcerer's stick!

Flick Faster @BashHelmet Rrrraawwrrrrrr!!! Hiiissssssssssss!!!!

Bash Helmet @FlickFaster What is it girl?

Bash Helmet Ughhnnff! A sharp stabbing pain behind me...and not where I like it!

Bash Helmet Everything’s spinning...blacking out..........................